Clever A Paperboy

A paperboy said to a customer one day, “Mr. Smith, I wish I had twenty customers like you.” “Gosh, that’s nice to hear,” said Smith, “but I’m kind of surprised considering I never tip you that well and always pay late.” The paperboy said, “I know, but I’d still like twenty customers like you. The … Read more

Canary-Coloured Paint

Jim strolls into the paint section of a Homebase and walks up to the assistant. “I’d like a pint of canary-coloured paint,” he says. “Certainly,” says the clerk. “Mind if I ask why you need it?” “My parakeet,” says Jim. “See, I want to enter him in a canary contest. He sings so sweetly that … Read more

Can You Match The Country To The Breakfast?

Do you know what people around the world eat for breakfast? Find out how well you can match the breakfast dish to the country! 1 / 10 Where can you find crowd-favorite chilaquiles? Mexico Brazil Ecuador 2 / 10 A cappuccino and a cornetto is the breakfast du jour of which country? Spain Italy France

I Will Do Anything

Mrs. Markowitz was walking along the beach with her grandson when suddenly a wave came and washed the three year old boy out to sea. “Oh, Lord!” cried the women. “If you will just bring that boy back alive I’ll do anything! I’ll be the best person! I’ll give to charity! I’ll go to temple! … Read more

Husband (So Funny)

Husband’s E-Mail To His Wife… A Sailor sent an e-mail to his wife, informing her that his ship would be returning from deployment a day early. Arriving home, he found his wife with another man. Upset, he stormed off and got a room at the Navy Lodge to decide what to do next. His thoughts … Read more