A guy is reading his paper when his wife walks up behind him and smacks him on the back of the head with a frying pan. He…

At school, Little Johnny’s classmate tells him that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret, so it’s very easy to blackmail them by saying, “I…

Little Johnny’s brother Fred married the love of his life, Mary. Unfortunately, they couldn’t afford a honeymoon, so they go back to Fred’s parent’s home for their…

A paperboy said to a customer one day, “Mr. Smith, I wish I had twenty customers like you.” “Gosh, that’s nice to hear,” said Smith, “but I’m…

Jim strolls into the paint section of a Homebase and walks up to the assistant. “I’d like a pint of canary-coloured paint,” he says. “Certainly,” says the…

For many of us, history is something that we took in school and we probably forgot more about what we learned in the class than what we…

Mrs. Markowitz was walking along the beach with her grandson when suddenly a wave came and washed the three year old boy out to sea. “Oh, Lord!”…

People do puzzles for a wide variety of reasons. In some cases, they are just trying to pass the time and they are looking for something convenient…

Husband’s E-Mail To His Wife… A Sailor sent an e-mail to his wife, informing her that his ship would be returning from deployment a day early. Arriving…