Oh, I’m sorry

There once was a girl who wasn’t feeling very pretty so she went to a genie to make her pretty. The genie told her that to make her feel pretty, he would make it so that every time someone apologised to her her boobs would increase by one size. So the girl is walking down … Read more

Most folks don’t recognize this item anymore. Only real legends know. Here’s what you need to know

  In today’s fast-paced culinary world, brimming with high-tech gadgets, we often overlook the simple beginnings of kitchen tools. Consider the evolution of opening a canned good: what’s now a simple button push was once a skilled task, achieved with the ingenious can opener key. Let’s journey back in time to appreciate the origins, rise, … Read more

Most folks don’t recognize this item anymore. Only real legends know. Here’s what you need to know

For many, the can opener key evokes nostalgia, reminiscent of a slower-paced era. It symbolizes a time of simplicity and anticipation in opening a can, and it speaks to a period of resourcefulness and self-sufficiency, contrasting with today’s disposable culture. However, the can opener key began to decline in the mid-20th century with the emergence … Read more

The Master Of Lies

Little Johnny is constantly late for school and what’s worse is that he always has a big lie explaining why. The teacher tells the principal that she has had it with his exaggerations. The principal tells her to send Johnny to him the next time he shows up late. He will tell Johnny a lie … Read more

What Guy?

She wanted to serve her guests mushroom-smothered steak but she had no mushrooms and no time to buy them. Her husband suggested, “Why don’t you go pick some of the mushrooms thatare growing wild down by the stream? No, some wild mushrooms are poisonous.” “Well, I see squirrels eating them and they’re OK.” So she … Read more

Pastor’s Joke

A pastor, who shall we say was “humor impaired,” attended a conference to help encourage and better equip pastors for their ministry. Among the speakers were many well known and dynamic speakers. One such boldly approached the pulpit and, gathering the entire crowd’s attention, said, “The best years of my life were spent in the … Read more

Stupid Man’s Well

One night the Stupid Man looked into his well and saw there the reflection of the full moon. “Oh no!” he exclaimed. “The moon has fallen from the sky and into my well!” He ran into his house and returned with a hook attached to a rope. He then threw the hook into the water … Read more

Veterans’ Story

Once while travelling, Tenali Rama found himself in the company of a group of soldiers. They were all veterans of war and soon they got to talking about their experiences on the battlefield. One old soldier told of the time he had single-handedly slain seven enemy soldiers. Another gave a detailed description of the manner … Read more

Drink or Smoke

On their first date, a man asked his companion if she’d like a drink with dinner. “Oh, no, what would I tell my Sunday school class?” she said. Later, he offered her a cigarette. “Oh, no, what would I tell my Sunday school class?” she said again. On the drive home, he saw a motel. Figuring … Read more