A fellow had been suffering from a severe headache for several weeks and despite taking every sort of medication he could not get rid of it. In desperation he arranged to see a consultant, who after an extensive examination told the man that the only cure was for him to be castrated. After much deliberation … Read more
This quiz may seem simple but it is harder than you think – only a genius will be able to score 100%. Think you have what it takes? Give it a go! If A is bigger than B but smaller than C, then: B is the biggest. B is bigger than C. C is bigger … Read more
How many children does Mr. Smith have? 4 children 5 children 8 children
An 18-year-old woman allowed her boyfriend to move into her apartment without telling him that she owned the two-story building and was having the floor below her rented out. When he found out she was a landlord, he got mad and asked for half of the payment she received. A woman was fortunate enough to … Read more
An old country farmer with serious financial problems bought a mule from another old farmer for £100, who agreed to deliver the mule the next day. However, the next day he drove up and said, “Sorry, but I have some bad news: The mule died.” “Well, then, just give me my money back.” “Can’t do … Read more
Upon arriving home, a husband was met at the door by his sobbing wife. Tearfully she explained, “It’s the druggist. He insulted me terribly this morning on the phone. I had to call multiple times before he would even answer the phone.” Immediately, the husband drove downtown to confront the druggist and demand an apology. … Read more
Nationwide — Meet Declan Lopez, a six-year-old African American girl from Dover, New Jersey who is defying the norms of genius with her Mensa membership and an impressive IQ of 138, nearly as high as Einstein’s. Declan, who is currently a kindergartner at her elementary school has joined the ranks of Mensa, a society for … Read more
A minister waited in line to have his car filled with petrol just before a long holiday weekend. The attendant worked quickly, but there were many cars ahead of him in front of the service station. Finally, the attendant motioned him toward a vacant pump. “Reverend,” said the young man, “Sorry about the delay. It … Read more
Angry passenger to Ryanair Ticket Agent: “I want my brown suitcase sent to Malaga, my green suitcase sent to Madrid, and my tan suitcase sent to Majorca.” Ticket Agent: “I’m sorry, sir; this flight is to Alicante. We can’t do that.” Passenger: “Why not ? You did it last time I flew with you.” A … Read more
A large, well established, Canadian lumber camp advertised that they were looking for a good Lumberjack. The very next day, a skinny little man showed up at the camp with his axe, and knocked on the head lumberjacks’ door. The head lumberjack took one look at the little man and told him to leave. “Just … Read more
