We are likely to ask our partner a certain set of questions at some point in our relationship. We can inquire about what they would do if we passed away or something even more terrible. How many partners a man and a woman have had in the past is a question that frequently arises in … Read more
After 35 years of marriage, a husband and wife came for counseling. When asked what the problem was, the wife went into a tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the years they had been married. On and on and on: neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness, feeling unloved and unlovable, an entire … Read more
A man enters a confessional and admits that for years, he’s been stealing building supplies from the lumberyard where he works. “What did you take?” his priest asks. “Enough to build my own house and enough for my son’s house. And houses for our two daughters and our cottage at the lake.” “This is very … Read more
A former Sergeant in the Marine Corps took a new job as a high school teacher. Just before the school year started, he injured his back. He was required to wear a plaster cast around the upper part of his body. Fortunately, the cast fit under his shirt and wasn’t noticeable. On the first day … Read more
A drunk walks into a bar and says to the bartender (with a drunken slur); “Bartender, buy everyone in the house a drink, pour yourself one, and give me the bill.” So, the bartender does just that and hands the man a bill for $57.00. The drunk says, “I haven’t got it.” The bartender slaps … Read more
There was a little old lady who was suffering from a degenerative eye condition that had left her nearly blind. She had three sons, and each wanted to prove that he loved her more than the others. Son #1 bought her an expensive Mercedes, with a chauffeur included, thinking this would surely win her approval. … Read more
Don’t kids just say the funniest things? That is part of the beauty of having a child. Every day they come up with something new to say that makes you burst out laughing. image via Tomsickova Tatyana/Shutterstock 4-Year Old Calls 911 When your child is young, you teach them to call 911 for emergencies. It … Read more
An old man lay on his deathbed with his wife by his side. He whispers to her, “Mabel, I can’t believe it’s almost over, and here you are, right by my side as always.” She says, “I’ve always been there for you, dear.” He nods. “When I lost the business and went bankrupt, you were … Read more
An Amish boy and his father were visiting a shopping mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and back together again. The boy asked his father, “What is this, Father?” The father responded, “Son, I have never seen anything like this in … Read more
Randy staggered home very late after another evening with his drinking buddies. He took off his shoes to avoid waking his wife, Kathleen. He tiptoed as quietly as he could toward the stairs leading to their upstairs bedroom, but misjudged the bottom step. As he caught himself by grabbing the banister, his body swung around … Read more
