Naked Ladies
An elderly man in Louisiana had owned a large farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back It was properly shaped for swimming,…
Talking Dog
This guy sees a sign in front of a house: “Talking Dog for Sale.” He rings the bell and the owner tells him the dog is in…
Be In Heaven
An elderly couple were killed in an accident and found themselves being given a tour of heaven by Saint Peter. Here is your oceanside condo, over there…
Insurance Company
Larry’s barn burned down and his wife, Susan, called the insurance company. Susan spoke to the insurance agent and said, “We had that barn insured for fifty…
Dark In Here
A woman is having an affair during the day while her husband is at work. Her 9 year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them and hides…
A mongoose
The drunk was floundering down the alley carrying a box with holes on the side. He bumped into a friend who asked, “What do you have in…
A Boy At School Snapped Her Bra. What She Did Next Is Gold
An angry mom said mean things after her daughter got in trouble… All names and places have been changed in this story, so it’s impossible to check…
The Biggest Boots
An old lady went into a bar in Ibiza and saw a man with his feet propped upon a table. He had the biggest boots she’d ever…
Is That Your Final Answer?
My wife and I were watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we were in bed. I turned to her and said ‘Do you want to…