Go Get Your Mother
An Amish boy and his father were visiting a shopping mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that…
Band-Aids Stuck Mirror
Randy staggered home very late after another evening with his drinking buddies. He took off his shoes to avoid waking his wife, Kathleen. He tiptoed as quietly…
Just Chatting
A very shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting at the bar. After an hour of gathering up his courage he finally…
The Key
A man decided to march in the holy crusades. Concluding that his wife should wear a chastity belt while he is gone, he locks up her nether…
The Mystic And A Woman
In a dark and hazy room, peering into a crystal ball, the Mystic delivered the grave news: “There’s no easy way to tell you this, so I’ll…
Sicilian Cow
The only cow in a small town in Northern Italy stopped giving milk. After some research, the town folk found they could buy a cow in Sicily…
Burglar, Parrot And Jesus
A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around, looking for valuables, and when he picked up a CD player to place in…
Little Johnny farts
Little Johnny farts in the classroom and his teacher gets really upset and throws him out. He goes and sits outside the class and can’t stop laughing….
A Blond And Fishing
A blonde decides she wants to go ice fishing. So she goes to the library and reads and researches ice fishing. Then she goes to the sporting…