A man enters a confessional and admits that for years, he’s been stealing building supplies from the lumberyard where he works. “What did you take?” his priest…

A former Sergeant in the Marine Corps took a new job as a high school teacher. Just before the school year started, he injured his back. He…

A drunk walks into a bar and says to the bartender (with a drunken slur); “Bartender, buy everyone in the house a drink, pour yourself one, and…

There was a little old lady who was suffering from a degenerative eye condition that had left her nearly blind. She had three sons, and each wanted…

Don’t kids just say the funniest things? That is part of the beauty of having a child. Every day they come up with something new to say…

An old man lay on his deathbed with his wife by his side. He whispers to her, “Mabel, I can’t believe it’s almost over, and here you…

An Amish boy and his father were visiting a shopping mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that…

Randy staggered home very late after another evening with his drinking buddies. He took off his shoes to avoid waking his wife, Kathleen. He tiptoed as quietly…

A very shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting at the bar. After an hour of gathering up his courage he finally…