Lumber Robber

A man enters a confessional and admits that for years, he’s been stealing building supplies from the lumberyard where he works. “What did you take?” his priest asks. “Enough to build my own house and enough for my son’s house. And houses for our two daughters and our cottage at the lake.” “This is very … Read more

Authority And Power

A former Sergeant in the Marine Corps took a new job as a high school teacher. Just before the school year started, he injured his back. He was required to wear a plaster cast around the upper part of his body. Fortunately, the cast fit under his shirt and wasn’t noticeable. On the first day … Read more

Violent Bartender

A drunk walks into a bar and says to the bartender (with a drunken slur); “Bartender, buy everyone in the house a drink, pour yourself one, and give me the bill.” So, the bartender does just that and hands the man a bill for $57.00. The drunk says, “I haven’t got it.” The bartender slaps … Read more

3 Gifts For Mother

There was a little old lady who was suffering from a degenerative eye condition that had left her nearly blind. She had three sons, and each wanted to prove that he loved her more than the others. Son #1 bought her an expensive Mercedes, with a chauffeur included, thinking this would surely win her approval. … Read more

Candace Cameron Bure Does Not Back Down Over Backlash On ‘Inappropriate’ Pictures With Husband

Candace Cameron Bure has been the subject of intense media scrutiny as of late. The actress recently made headlines due to some remarks she made regarding “traditional marriage” that did not sit well with all her fans. Image source: Movieguide/Flickr This time, it’s a photo the actress posted with her husband that’s causing a stir. Valeri … Read more

The whole internet collaborated and couldn’t find what this is. I’m not sure what this is, ninety percent of people don’t know too…

Let’s take a stroll down memory lane and chat about something that might ring a bell from the good old days – dolly pegs. Remember those cute little wooden dolls that were once a staple in households? Well, they might be old-fashioned, but there’s a certain charm about them that’s hard to resist. In this … Read more

CMAs Rɘplɑcɘs Gɑrth Brooks with Jɑson Aldɘɑn ɑs MC: “Hɘ’s Morɘ In Tunɘ With Country Vɑlues”

Country music star Jason Aldean is making waves in liberal circles with his new song about living a small-town life. For those on the left, apparently, loving God and owning guns is barbaric. To those who actually live in rural America, Aldean was singing their anthem. They love their country, their god, and yes…their guns. … Read more

Breɑking: Gɑrʈh Br00ks Bids Farewell to Counʈry Music, “Nobody Lisʈens To Me Anymore”

f events, the legendary country music icon Garth Brooks has announced his retirement from the music industry, citing a growing feeling of disillusionment and frustration. The man who once ruled the charts with hit after hit and sold out stadiums around the world now claims that “nobody listens to me anymore.” This decision has left … Read more

Bᴙɘaking: Sylvɘsʈer Sʈallonɘ Wiʈhdraws from $1 Billion Projɘcʈ With “Creepy” Robert De Niro

In a surprising turn of events, Hollywood is abuzz with the news that Sylvester Stallone has decided to withdraw from a colossal $1 billion project featuring Robert De Niro. The unexpected departure is not only making headlines for its financial implications but also for the use of terms like “too much woke” and “creepy” to … Read more