Benjamin Harris 
Teacher: “Can anyone give me a sentence with the word ‘pistol’ in it?” Sophie: “My daddy is a soldier, he has a suit of blue, he has a sword, a bayonet and he has a pistol too.” Teacher: “Very good Sophie. Johnny: “Miss, my father isn’t a soldier, he doesn’t have a suit of blue, … Read more
From ‘Fatty’ to ‘Hottie’!” After shedding weight from 700 to 200 pounds, a girl finds herself in high demand for collaborations as a plus-size model. At 28 years old, Amy weighed 700 pounds, which led her to drop out of school as she struggled with everyday tasks. She rarely left the house and couldn’t even … Read more
Husband’s surprise guests at Thanksgiving caught me off guard. With my mashed-potatoes barely mashed and the turkey still in the oven, I tried to take a sip from the coffee that stood on the counter too long to be near warm as I like it. But, my daughter’s eagerness to paint on the walls stopped … Read more
At one moment, while I was still in the middle of my never ending preparations, my husband Dan opened the door and yelled almost too enthusiastically, “We’re here!” “We?” I said to myself. “Who are we?” With the bowl of salad in my hands and my apron still on, I saw my husband’s surprise guests … Read more
A woman, frustrated because her husband was late coming home from golf yet again, decided to leave a note that read, “I’ve had enough. I’m leaving you. Don’t try to find me.” She then hid under the bed to watch his reaction. Soon after, her husband came home. She could hear him in the kitchen … Read more
Wife texts husband on a cold winter morning… “Windows frozen; won’t open.” Husband texts back, “Pour warm water over it and gently tap edges with hammer.” Five minutes later wife texts back, “Computer really messed up now.”
In terms of ratings, Fox News continues to trample rivals MSNBC and CNN. Fox News had its third-highest-rated year in cable news history in terms of total day viewers in 2022. Fox was the most watched cable network in basic cable’s primetime and overall viewership for the eighth consecutive year. For a record 21 years, … Read more
“My dog could do a better job with his tongue!” A wealthy man insults a poor boy shining shoes in an underpass and refuses to pay. But fate brings them face-to-face again the very next day, with a surprising twist neither could have expected. The underground passage echoed with the shuffle of hurried footsteps. Amidst … Read more
A cow, an ant and an old fart are debating on who is the greatest of the three of them. The cow said, “I give 20 quarts of milk every day and that’s why I am the greatest!” The ant said, “I work day and night, summer and winter, I can carry 52 times my … Read more
Hard-boiled eggs are a beloved kitchen staple, celebrated for their versatility, nutritional benefits, and ease of preparation. However, peeling them can often be a frustrating experience, leaving you with jagged shells and torn egg whites. If this sounds familiar, you’re not alone! Thankfully, renowned French chef Jacques Pépin has shared a clever technique to help … Read more
