They spend a fortune.
The first day they go fishing, but they don’t catch anything.
The same thing happens on the second day, and on the third day.
It goes on like this until finally, on the last day of their break, one of the men catches a fish.
As they’re driving home they’re really depressed. One guy turns to the other and says, “Do you realise that this one lousy fish we caught cost us fifteen hundred pounds?” The other guy says, “Blimey! It’s a good thing we didn’t catch any more!”
After her husband dies, the wife gets him cremated and takes the ashes home. She sets them on the table and starts talking:“You know that fur coat…
My wife and I were stranded in a remote area at 2 AM after our car broke down. Without mobile phones, we waited until a young man…
When life brings us a lot of harsh dilemmas, we have to make a choice. And for Louisa, a 68 y.o. retired grandmother, instead of helping pay…
by the Mercedes dealership and saw the 2001 models. I saw one I really liked. I spoke with the salesman,and he gave me a really good price…and…
A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening the front door. ‘Hurry,’ she said, ‘stand in the corner.’ She rubbed baby…
Smiling, he replied, “S-H-I-T.” Confused, she repeated, “T-G-I-F,” slowly. The man again responded, “S-H-I-T.” Trying to keep things friendly, she smiled wider and said, “T-G-I-F.” The man…