Tesla Owner Claims He’s Locked Out When Battery Dies, Shocked by $26K Replacement Cost Owning a Tesla nowadays does seem to support the “Go Green” campaign in some way. However, using an electric car has a lot of drawbacks. One of these owners in Canada claimed recently that he was locked out of his opulent … Read more
An old country farmer with serious financial problems bought a mule from another old farmer for £100, who agreed to deliver the mule the next day. However, the next day he drove up and said, “Sorry, but I have some bad news: The mule died.” “Well, then, just give me my money back.” “Can’t do … Read more
Upon arriving home, a husband was met at the door by his sobbing wife. Tearfully she explained, “It’s the druggist. He insulted me terribly this morning on the phone. I had to call multiple times before he would even answer the phone.” Immediately, the husband drove downtown to confront the druggist and demand an apology. … Read more
Almost everyone has an opinion about child care, education, and the educational system. In comparison to students abroad, American students are currently far behind. Why?To finally express her viewpoint, a retired teacher penned this letter to the local newspaper. I felt it was very on point, but please read it for yourself and let us … Read more
Nationwide — Meet Declan Lopez, a six-year-old African American girl from Dover, New Jersey who is defying the norms of genius with her Mensa membership and an impressive IQ of 138, nearly as high as Einstein’s. Declan, who is currently a kindergartner at her elementary school has joined the ranks of Mensa, a society for … Read more
A minister waited in line to have his car filled with petrol just before a long holiday weekend. The attendant worked quickly, but there were many cars ahead of him in front of the service station. Finally, the attendant motioned him toward a vacant pump. “Reverend,” said the young man, “Sorry about the delay. It … Read more
Angry passenger to Ryanair Ticket Agent: “I want my brown suitcase sent to Malaga, my green suitcase sent to Madrid, and my tan suitcase sent to Majorca.” Ticket Agent: “I’m sorry, sir; this flight is to Alicante. We can’t do that.” Passenger: “Why not ? You did it last time I flew with you.” A … Read more
A large, well established, Canadian lumber camp advertised that they were looking for a good Lumberjack. The very next day, a skinny little man showed up at the camp with his axe, and knocked on the head lumberjacks’ door. The head lumberjack took one look at the little man and told him to leave. “Just … Read more
There once was a girl who wasn’t feeling very pretty so she went to a genie to make her pretty. The genie told her that to make her feel pretty, he would make it so that every time someone apologised to her her boobs would increase by one size. So the girl is walking down … Read more
