Canary-Coloured Paint

Jim strolls into the paint section of a Homebase and walks up to the assistant. “I’d like a pint of canary-coloured paint,” he says. “Certainly,” says the clerk. “Mind if I ask why you need it?” “My parakeet,” says Jim. “See, I want to enter him in a canary contest. He sings so sweetly that … Read more

Can You Match The Country To The Breakfast?

Do you know what people around the world eat for breakfast? Find out how well you can match the breakfast dish to the country! 1 / 10 Where can you find crowd-favorite chilaquiles? Mexico Brazil Ecuador 2 / 10 A cappuccino and a cornetto is the breakfast du jour of which country? Spain Italy France

I Will Do Anything

Mrs. Markowitz was walking along the beach with her grandson when suddenly a wave came and washed the three year old boy out to sea. “Oh, Lord!” cried the women. “If you will just bring that boy back alive I’ll do anything! I’ll be the best person! I’ll give to charity! I’ll go to temple! … Read more

Husband (So Funny)

Husband’s E-Mail To His Wife… A Sailor sent an e-mail to his wife, informing her that his ship would be returning from deployment a day early. Arriving home, he found his wife with another man. Upset, he stormed off and got a room at the Navy Lodge to decide what to do next. His thoughts … Read more

Mysterious Forest Alert: The Bent Trees’ Secret and Why You Should Look Around Right Away

Nowadays, I can’t imagine driving without a GPS. Maybe it’s because we, or me, let technology to rule our lives. The latest discovery that the brain and the internet are connected is scarcely unexpected. Although maps and GPS are useful tools, consider the events that occurred before they were invented. How did people make their … Read more

According..

According to the younger generation, my mama and daddy were apparently abusive to us when we were children. We were scared to get in trouble. They made us do household jobs, and go to school. Gave us a curfew and whooped our bottom when we did wrong, they even made us go get the switch … Read more

Science says that this 43-year-old model has the ideal figure!

Science often confirms our preconceptions, but it also occasionally presents us with startling new information. According to a few recent scientific studies, a 43-year-old model could possess the “ideal body.” Her arrival, however, surprised everyone. To learn more about her, keep reading! The conventional wisdom for a long time was that the ideal female body … Read more