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They’ve all been booked at the Memphis Tri-State Jamboree, which happens every year in a field where Tenessee, Arkansas, and Mississippi meet. It’s most famous for a Phish festival in 1997 that is still used to this day to represent Oliver Anthony’s dominance over Taylor Swift. According to Festival Organizer Joe Barron, the three artists … Read more

Strait says country has already gone downhill enough without people from other genres coming in and trying to ruin it: “Like that Darius Rucker guy. Go back to the Blowfish, Hootie,” said Strait, “We had to pretend we liked Charley Pride for years and now they’re trying to push it on us again.” Strait’s PR … Read more

Robert DeNiro had a long and storied career that any actor would be proud of. Unfortunately, as he gets near the end of the line, he decided to throw it all away. According to sources inside the circles of Hollywood casting directors, DeNiro is on the blacklist. “Nobody wants to work with him,” said Casting … Read more

Fox Entertainment hit a home run when they made a deal with Roseanne Barr. The American public, tired of the wokeness infecting the nation, needed something better than Whoopi Goldberg and “The View” for their morning television, and they got it. Roseanne’s new show, “Barr None,” debuted on their streaming network at a 5.8, which … Read more

In a Stand Against ‘Woke Beer’: Kid Rock Bans Bud Light From All His Concerts, Amplifying the Brand’s Woes and Challenging Corporate Engagement with Social Issues. Amidst the chorus of criticism and boycotts against Bud Light, American singer-songwriter Kid Rock has made a bold move. In a decisive act of defiance against what he describes … Read more

The transgender swimmer Lia Thomas has been disqualified from competing in the 2024 Summer Olympics in Paris, following a contentious ruling. The choice was made following contentious discussions on diversity and fairness in sports. Due to her biological sex at birth, Thomas, who had previously competed for the University of Pennsylvania’s women’s swim team, was … Read more

Anyone that has ever watched the ABC trainwreck, otherwise known as “The View,” knows that the “ladies” on the panel aren’t exactly the most warm and fuzzy human beings. When they aren’t spreading half-truths and pushing their own far-left agendas, they are race-baiting or making outrageous statements, mostly about conservatives, in order to stoke dissent … Read more

The universe is beginning to realign. At the pre-Olympic tryouts this week in Negasquam, Minnesota, Riley Gaines qualified for two events while Lia Thomas washed out on hers. “Riley swam like a true champion,” said former Olympic Medalist Joe Barron, “It was a pleasure to be her timekeeper. Thomas, on the other hand, looked as … Read more