“Nobody Thought I Could Win” – Riley Gaines Beats Lia Thomas in Olympic Qualifier
The universe is beginning to realign. At the pre-Olympic tryouts this week in Negasquam, Minnesota, Riley Gaines qualified for two events while Lia Thomas washed out on…
Country Music Hall of Fame Disqualifies Taylor Swift’s “Bubble Gum Music” From Consideration
Taylor Swift’s day just got worse. After the Academy of Country Music cut its ties with her, the Country Music Hall of Fame announced it would remove…
Country Music Hall of Fame Disqualifies Taylor Swift’s “Bubble Gum Music” From Consideration
Taylor Swift’s day just got worse. After the Academy of Country Music cut its ties with her, the Country Music Hall of Fame announced it would remove…
“I’m Not Playing a Man” – Venus Williams Forfeits Match Against Trans Woman
Venus Williams is one of the best tennis players ever to grace the sport. She and her sister, Serena, have won more combined titles than any pair…
Candace Owens flatly rejected ABC’s offer to join The View, saying “They’re toxic.”
In a surprising turn of events, political commentator and author Candace Owens has made headlines by declining ABC’s offer to join the cast of The View, one…
Garth Brooks is Leaving Nashville: “I Get No Respect in This Town”
Garth Brooks, one of the celebrity victims of the woke mind virus, says he’s leaving Nashville for the greener pastures of Hollywood. “I get no respect in…
Kid Rock and Vanilla Ice Cancel New York Gig, Citing “Overwhelming Aroma of Avocado Toast and Liberal Tears”
Kid Rock and Vanilla Ice left fans disappointed after canceling their New York performance, citing an overwhelming scent of avocado toast and liberal tears in the…
“No Woke People Allowed Here”: Roseanne Barr Throws Robert Deniro Out Of Her Show
In a recent and unexpected twist within the entertainment industry, Roseanne Barr, a name synonymous with controversy and candidness, has made headlines again. This time, it’s for…
“Go To China”: Mike Tomlin Schools America-Hating James Lebron
In a stunning turn of events that has rocked the nation, Pittsburgh Steelers head coach Mike Tomlin delivered a scathing, satirical rebuke to NBA superstar James Lebron…
Just in: Six Raiders Threatened to Quit if the Team Signed Colin Kaepernick
In a stunning relevation that has sent shockwaves through the NFL community, it has been reported that six players on the Las Vegas Raiders roster have threatened…