A blonde is swimming in a river. A man walks up and asks her, “What are you doing in there?” She says, “I’m washing my clothes.” The man asks, “Why don’t you use a washing machine?” The blonde says, “I tried that, but it was too dizzy.” ?
Upon marriage, we pledge to remain united through life’s highs and lows. Yet, following a tragic event soon after their wedding, Suzy and her spouse found themselves diverging. After a car accident involving his parents, Suzy’s partner wished to support them, but she insisted on proceeding with their planned honeymoon, believing it couldn’t wait. … Read more
A Chinese employee calls his boss and says, “I can’t work today, I’m sick.” The boss replies, “When I’m sick, I spend time with my wife. You should try that!” Two hours later, the employee calls back and says, “I feel better now. By the way, you have a lovely home.”
A young boy tells his father, “Dad, our math teacher wants to see you.” The father asks, “What happened?” The boy replies, “She asked me, ‘How much is 7 * 9?’ I said ’63,’ then she asked, ‘And 9 * 7?’ So I said, ‘What’s the f*cking difference?’” The father, amused, responds, “Indeed, what is … Read more
In a whimsical turn of events, a man arrives home to discover his wife packing for Las Vegas, divulging that she can earn $500 for tasks she typically does for him for free. Intrigued by her revelation, he decides to tag along, curious to witness her newfound career venture and to observe her budgeting skills … Read more
A man and his wife are at a high school reunion… … and the husband keeps staring at a gorgeous drunken lady swigging her gin at a nearby table, glass after glass. His wife turns to him and asks, “Do you know her?” “Yes,” sighs the husband. She’s my ex-wife. She took to drinking right … Read more
A irate wife complained that her husband spent all of his free time in a pub. So one night, he took her with him. “What’ll you have?” he inquired. “Oh, I do not know. “The same as you, I suppose,” she said. So the husband got a drink and threw it down in one shot. … Read more
“Two wives go out for girls’ night. Both got drunk, started walking home and had to pee. They stopped at a cemetery but had nothing to wipe with. One used her panties, the other grabbed a wreath off of a grave. The next morning one husband called the other and said, ‘no more girls night … Read more
Overnight Visit Grandma and Grandpa visited their kids for the night. Discovering the Pills While exploring the medicine cabinet, Grandpa discovered a bottle of V pills. Curiously, he asked his son about trying one. A Cautionary Response His son replied, “I don’t think you should take one, Dad. They’re very strong and quite expensive.” Grandpa’s … Read more
Parenting is no easy task. We all have our unique styles, and let’s face it, there’s no shortage of opinions – wanted or otherwise. But for Emma, a proud member of the ‘understanding and empathic’ tribe, breaking the mold of traditional parenting has been a life-changing decision. Introducing Emma, a caring and open-minded mother, who … Read more
