When you enter a home, you may be greeted by a clean and organized environment, but a quick tidy-up can conceal underlying grime or neglect. To tell the difference between a home that has simply been straightened and one that is actually clean, here are eight subtle clues that might help you determine whether a … Read more
A husband and wife, accompanied by their nine children, wait at a bus stop. Shortly after, a blind man joins them. When the bus arrives, it’s overcrowded, allowing only the wife and the nine kids to board. As a result, the husband and the blind man decide to walk. As they walk, the husband becomes … Read more
A little girl says to her mother: “Mummy, when you were away at work a strange lady came around”… “Not now,” says Mummy. “Wait until Daddy gets home.” So they wait until Daddy gets home, and then Mummy says “Now dear, what were you saying about Daddy and the strange lady?”And Daddy starts to say … Read more
A wife was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband’s key in the door. “Stay where you are,” she said. “He’s so drunk he won’t even notice you’re in bed with me.” The husband lurched into bed, but a few minutes later, through a drunken haze, he saw six feet sticking out … Read more
A husband said to his wife. “The guys at the club said that our mailman has slept with every woman on our street except one…” Wife replies “I bet it’s Paula”
What do you call a pig that knows carate ? A pork chop Once upon a time, in a small village, there lived a pig named Porky. Now, Porky wasn’t your ordinary farm pig. While most pigs spent their days rolling around in the mud, eating scraps, or napping, Porky had a secret talent—he had … Read more
Teacher: “Can anyone give me a sentence with the word ‘pistol’ in it?” Sophie: “My daddy is a soldier, he has a suit of blue, he has a sword, a bayonet and he has a pistol too.” Teacher: “Very good Sophie. Johnny: “Miss, my father isn’t a soldier, he doesn’t have a suit of blue, … Read more
A woman, frustrated because her husband was late coming home from golf yet again, decided to leave a note that read, “I’ve had enough. I’m leaving you. Don’t try to find me.” She then hid under the bed to watch his reaction. Soon after, her husband came home. She could hear him in the kitchen … Read more
A blonde is terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet. “I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for 2 weeks. The next time I see you, you’ll have lost at least 5 pounds.” When the blonde returned, she shocked the doctor by … Read more
When Laura goes to pick her daughter up from her Dad’s, she hears a piercing scream ring through the air. She entered a scene where her daughter was on the floor, and Katie, her stepmother, was standing above her, holding a broom. What has Laura walked into?My husband, Noah, and I divorced a long time … Read more
