A Man Hated His Wife’s Cat.
A man absolutely hated his wife’s cat and decided to get rid of him one day by driving him 20 blocks from his home and leaving him…
A Football Team Was On The Field During Practice.
A Football team was on the field during practice, when to their surprise, a big turkey suddenly walked up to the coach and demanded a tryout. “Are…
Two Elderly Women Were Having A Late Lunch.
Two elderly women were having a late lunch and a drink at a local pub one afternoon when Ethel noticed something funny about Mable’s ear and said,…
They are waiting at the bus stop
A husband and wife are waiting at the bus stop with their nine children. A blind man joins them after a few minutes. When the bus arrives….
The Lost wallet
A man finds a wallet with $700 in it. A few days later, he reads a notice stating that a wealthy man has lost his wallet and…
One day a fisherman was lying on a beautiful beach
One day a fisherman was lying on a beautiful beach, with his fishing pole propped up in the sand and his solitary line cast out into the…
Two old women were out driving
Two old women were out driving in a large car, both could Barely see over the dashboard. As they were cruising along, they came to an intersection….
The woman seductively signalled that he should bring his face closer to hers
A beautiful woman went up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestured alluringly to the bartender who approached her immediately. The woman seductively signalled…
Be Six
Since her birthday was not far off he asked what she’d like to have for her birthday. “I’d like to be six again”, she replied, still looking…
