A man and his wife are at a high school reunion…
… and the husband keeps staring at a gorgeous drunken lady swigging her gin at a nearby table, glass after glass.
His wife turns to him and asks, “Do you know her?”
“Yes,” sighs the husband.
She’s my ex-wife. She took to drinking right after we divorced seven years ago, and I hear she hasn’t been sober since.”
“My God!” says the wife.
“Who would think a person could go on celebrating for that long?”
In a whimsical turn of events, a man arrives home to discover his wife packing for Las Vegas, divulging that she can earn $500 for tasks she…
A irate wife complained that her husband spent all of his free time in a pub. So one night, he took her with him. “What’ll you have?”…
“Two wives go out for girls’ night. Both got drunk, started walking home and had to pee. They stopped at a cemetery but had nothing to wipe…
Overnight Visit Grandma and Grandpa visited their kids for the night. Discovering the Pills While exploring the medicine cabinet, Grandpa discovered a bottle of V pills. Curiously,…
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A man driving past a farm accidentally runs over a rooster. Feeling guilty, he picks it up and goes to the farmhouse. He tells the farmer, “I’m…