Strait says country has already gone downhill enough without people from other genres coming in and trying to ruin it:
“Like that Darius Rucker guy. Go back to the Blowfish, Hootie,” said Strait, “We had to pretend we liked Charley Pride for years and now they’re trying to push it on us again.”
Strait’s PR Representative, Joe Barron, reminded us that George is getting a little long in the tooth and set in his ways and apologized for the low-key racism:
“He means well,” said Barron, “And his opinion of Beyonce probably doesn’t have much to do with skin color.”
Beyonce hasn’t responded to our request for comment.