Wife Calls A Husband

by the Mercedes dealership and saw the 2001 models. I saw one I really liked. I spoke with the salesman,and he gave me a really good price…and since we need to exchange the BMW that we bought last year…”H-“What price did he quote you?” W – “Only $60,000…” H – “OK, but for that price, I want it with all the options.” W – “Great! But before we hang up, something else…” H – “What?” W – “It might look like a lot, but I was reconciling your bank account and…I stopped by the real estate agent this morning and saw the house we had looked,

at last year. It’s on sale!!Remember? The one with a pool, English Garden, an acre of park area, beachfront property.” H – “How much are they asking?”W – “Only $450,000 – a magnificent price…and I see that we have that much in the bank to cover…” H – “Well, then go ahead and buy it, but just bid $420,000. OK?” W – “OK, sweetie…Thanks! I’ll see you later!! I love you!!!” H – “Bye…I love u too…”The man hangs up, closes the phone’s flap, and raises his hand while holding the phone and asks to all those present: “Does anyone know who this phone belongs to?”

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