A Cow, An Ant And An Old Fart Are Debating.

A cow, an ant and an old fart are debating on who is the greatest of the three of them.

The cow said,
“I give 20 quarts of milk every day and that’s why I am the greatest!”

The ant said,

“I work day and night, summer and winter, I can carry 52 times my own weight and that’s why I am the greatest!”

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If you are up to some good laughter, you are at the right place as the following story will surely make your day.

A husband and wife are at a church, listening to a lengthy ceremony. The wife can’t help herself but fall asleep.

Her husband notices this and tries to wake her up by poking her with his finger.

As he touches her, the sermon asks a question about the gathering that had led the Israelites to freedom from slavery in Egypt. Startled awake, the woman shouts,

“The Almighty!” before falling asleep yet again.

As the ceremony goes on, the husband pokes her once again just as the sermon asks about the one who had sacrificed for the forgiveness of their sins.

The woman, all sleepy says, “Jesus Christ!”

When the sermon asked another question, her husband tried to wake her up for the third time now.

However, the timing didn’t seem to be right as the question was “What words did Eve speak to Adam after the birth of their last child?”

At this point, the wife was angry at her husband for constantly poking her with his finger so she exclaimed: “I swear, if you touch me with that again, I’ll snap it in half.”

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