A 70-year-old man has never been married
One day, he meets a beautiful 17-year-old girl, and it is love at first sight.
They get married and go to Florida for their honeymoon When they get back, tel frie, howvas him, “Oh, it was beautiful,” says the man. “
The sun, the surf, we made love almost every night, we -” His friend interrupts him. “A man your age! How did you make love almost every night?’
”Oh,” says the man, “we almost made love Monday, we almost made love Tuesday.”
After her husband dies, the wife gets him cremated and takes the ashes home. She sets them on the table and starts talking:“You know that fur coat…
My wife and I were stranded in a remote area at 2 AM after our car broke down. Without mobile phones, we waited until a young man…
When life brings us a lot of harsh dilemmas, we have to make a choice. And for Louisa, a 68 y.o. retired grandmother, instead of helping pay…
by the Mercedes dealership and saw the 2001 models. I saw one I really liked. I spoke with the salesman,and he gave me a really good price…and…
A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening the front door. ‘Hurry,’ she said, ‘stand in the corner.’ She rubbed baby…
Smiling, he replied, “S-H-I-T.” Confused, she repeated, “T-G-I-F,” slowly. The man again responded, “S-H-I-T.” Trying to keep things friendly, she smiled wider and said, “T-G-I-F.” The man…