The Little Girl Asks Why Did You And Daddy Get A Divorce

A mother was driving a little girl to her friend’s house for a play date… “Mommy?” the little girl asked, “How old are you?” “Honey, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age,” the mother replied, “It’s not polite.

” “Okay”, the little girl said, “How much do you weigh?” “Now really,” the mother said, “Those are personal questions and are none of your business!” Undaunted, the little girl asked, “Why did you and daddy get a divorce?” “That’s enough questions young lady,” said the exasperated mother, as she walked away, and the two friends began to play. “My mom won’t tell me anything about herself,” the little girl said to her friend. “Well,” said the friend, “all you need to do is look at her driver’s license… ” “It’s like a report card, it has everything on it.” Later that night, the little girl said to her mother, “I know how old you are, you’re 32.” The mother was surprised and asked, “How did you find that out?” “I also know that you weigh 140 pounds,” the little girl added. The mother was past surprised, she was shocked… “How in heaven’s name did you find that out?” “And,” the little girl said triumphantly, “I know why you and daddy got a divorce!” “Really?” the mother asked, “Why?” The little girl answered… “Because you got an ‘F’ in s*x!”

Related Posts

See my photos below..

Homemade Pickled Beets

Beautifully colored and not overly spicy. This is how my mom always made her pickled beets, and I continue the tradition. Ingredients: 8 medium fresh beets 1…

Strawberry Cream Cheese Icebox Cake Recipe

Ingredients 2 lb. strawberries 2 sleeves graham crackers 1 -8 oz. pkg. cream cheese, room temperature 1 -14 oz. can sweetened condensed milk 2- 3.4 oz. pkg….

Homemade Oxtails stew

You will need : 2 tablespoon ground allspice 1 tablespoon onion powder 1 tablespoon smoked paprika 1 tablespoon dried thyme 1 teaspoon Cayenne pepper ½ tsp. Black…

Michael J. Fox makes heart-wrenching new statement after 30-year battle with Parkinson’s

Michael J. Fox, a Parkinson’s disease warrior for three decades, shared a poignant update on his health. Despite the challenges, Fox, a prominent advocate, remains resolute in…

Jimmy Carter’s Journey in Hospice Care

Jimmy Carter, the former president of the United States, entered hospice care sixteen months ago. His wife, Rosalynn, also entered hospice before passing away in November 2023….

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *