A man and his wife are at a high school reunion…
… and the husband keeps staring at a gorgeous drunken lady swigging her gin at a nearby table, glass after glass.
His wife turns to him and asks, “Do you know her?”
“Yes,” sighs the husband.
She’s my ex-wife. She took to drinking right after we divorced seven years ago, and I hear she hasn’t been sober since.”
“My God!” says the wife.
“Who would think a person could go on celebrating for that long?”
After her husband dies, the wife gets him cremated and takes the ashes home. She sets them on the table and starts talking:“You know that fur coat…
My wife and I were stranded in a remote area at 2 AM after our car broke down. Without mobile phones, we waited until a young man…
When life brings us a lot of harsh dilemmas, we have to make a choice. And for Louisa, a 68 y.o. retired grandmother, instead of helping pay…
by the Mercedes dealership and saw the 2001 models. I saw one I really liked. I spoke with the salesman,and he gave me a really good price…and…
A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening the front door. ‘Hurry,’ she said, ‘stand in the corner.’ She rubbed baby…
Smiling, he replied, “S-H-I-T.” Confused, she repeated, “T-G-I-F,” slowly. The man again responded, “S-H-I-T.” Trying to keep things friendly, she smiled wider and said, “T-G-I-F.” The man…