A Football Team Was On The Field During Practice.

A Football team was on the field during practice,

when to their surprise, a big turkey suddenly walked up to the coach and demanded a tryout.

“Are you crazy,” hollered the coach,

“we don’t give tryouts to turkeys.”

Before he knew it the turkey started dashing towards the football and made a fantastic catch.

“That was amazing,” exclaimed the coach.

“I have never seen anything like that! How much do you want for a year?”

“Don’t worry about money,” said the turkey,

“let me just ask you something, does the season go PAST Thanksgiving?”

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