Two Elderly Women Were Having A Late Lunch.

Two elderly women were having a late lunch and a drink at a local pub one afternoon when Ethel noticed something funny about Mable’s ear and said,

“Mable, did you know you’ve got a suppository in your left ear?”

Mable answered,

“I have? A suppository?” She pulled it out and stared at it.

Then she said,

“Ethel, I’m glad you saw this thing. Now I think I know where my hearing aid is.”

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