They spend a fortune.
The first day they go fishing, but they don’t catch anything.
The same thing happens on the second day, and on the third day.
It goes on like this until finally, on the last day of their break, one of the men catches a fish.
As they’re driving home they’re really depressed. One guy turns to the other and says, “Do you realise that this one lousy fish we caught cost us fifteen hundred pounds?” The other guy says, “Blimey! It’s a good thing we didn’t catch any more!”
A man driving past a farm accidentally runs over a rooster. Feeling guilty, he picks it up and goes to the farmhouse. He tells the farmer, “I’m…
A man calls his wife and says: “Honey, I’ve been invited to go fishing in China with my boss for a week. This is a fantastic chance…
H – “Hello?” . W – “Honey, it’s me. Are you at the club?” H – “Yes.” W – “Great! I am at the mall two blocks…
A little old lady was walking down the street dragging two large plastic garbage bags behind her. One of the bags was ripped, and every once in…
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Vintage Stanley No: 805 single pinion egg beater hand drill, refurbished ready for use and in good used condition.