Doctors finally figured out what’s wrong with Maxie Waters feet… she’s suffering from “
Stage 4 Hate-Tosis Foot-Inflammatory Disorder.”
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It’s a serious condition where:
• The more she rages, screams, and lies on TV, the more her feet swell up like microwaved potatoes on turbo mode
• Each angry outburst adds one new wrinkle and three new stress fractures
According to the doctor, there’s no cure, because she’s physically unable to stop the screaming and
lying.
He officially recommended she stop buying heels, her feet are so swollen, hard, and crusty that it’s safer for her to walk barefoot on concrete.
“At this point, the ground is safer than her shoes,” the doctor said.
And please… don’t let her step on anybody’s foot.
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